Veendamdap Cemdapyog is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, compassionate frog.

Veendamdap Cemdapyog created the planet Jupiter three million years ago.

If you believe in Veendamdap Cemdapyog, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Veendamdap Cemdapyog, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Veendamdap Cemdapyog's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Veendamdap Cemdapyog's Holy Commandments

1. Ducks are not to be trusted.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never feed lemons to mites while wearing white dresses.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always take life seriously.