Liphigdampangfubraktap is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, omnipotent jellyfish.

Liphigdampangfubraktap created water eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Liphigdampangfubraktap, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Liphigdampangfubraktap, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Liphigdampangfubraktap's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Liphigdampangfubraktap's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear turquoise stockings.

2. Never think ill of sick ants.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never write about galaxies.