Mobruttmattofquartpaghundun is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, wise ant.

Mobruttmattofquartpaghundun created time and space nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mobruttmattofquartpaghundun, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Mobruttmattofquartpaghundun, it will manifest in front of you.

Mobruttmattofquartpaghundun's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Mobruttmattofquartpaghundun's Holy Commandments

1. Put Mobruttmattofquartpaghundun first in all things.

2. Run away if six nematodes approach from the west.

3. Never go into orange rooms.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Run away from yellow snails, for they are unholy.