Latlargspag is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, irritating toad.

Latlargspag created light nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Latlargspag, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Latlargspag, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Latlargspag's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Latlargspag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Latlargspag on top of all buildings.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never sing in the presence of snakes.

4. Never wear ear rings.

5. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.