Popcatcut Cuntonkyik Gilgonsas is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, staggering ant.

Popcatcut Cuntonkyik Gilgonsas created the Cigar Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Popcatcut Cuntonkyik Gilgonsas, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Popcatcut Cuntonkyik Gilgonsas, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Popcatcut Cuntonkyik Gilgonsas' most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Popcatcut Cuntonkyik Gilgonsas' Holy Commandments

1. Always help horses in need.

2. Do not drink water in black rooms.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not eat parsnips.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Popcatcut Cuntonkyik Gilgonsas.