Dubsogbud is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, omnipotent armadillo.

Dubsogbud created the Tadpole Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dubsogbud, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dubsogbud, she will be very sad.

Dubsogbud's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Dubsogbud's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear magenta.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Dubsogbud must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not eat lemons.