Japsashin is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, ill-tempered snake.

Japsashin created parasitic wasps three million years ago.

If you believe in Japsashin, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Japsashin, she will turn you into a mole.

Japsashin's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Japsashin's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Run away from orange mice, for they are unholy.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Feed all hungry tapirs.

5. Hide if four porpoises approach from the west.