Banvogbif is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, fussy manatee.

Banvogbif created a top quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Banvogbif, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Banvogbif, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Banvogbif's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Banvogbif's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five porpoises approach from the west.

2. Always wear green.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Do not dye your hair blue.