Voggodbif is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, caring meerkat.

Voggodbif created energy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Voggodbif, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Voggodbif, he will turn you into a plant.

Voggodbif's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Voggodbif's Holy Commandments

1. Always help manatees in need.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Voggodbif.

4. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

5. Run away if nine grasshopers approach from the south.