Gat is a god.

She takes the form of a small, thoughtless fish.

Gat created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gat, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gat, she will throw large rocks at you.

Gat's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Gat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. Never talk about aardvarks.

5. Do not wear purple clothing.