Yokrilqueeg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, all-knowing crow.

Yokrilqueeg created everything that exists seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yokrilqueeg, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yokrilqueeg, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Yokrilqueeg's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Yokrilqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shirts.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Always wear orange.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not chop down trees.