Vonkbug is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, kind parrot.

Vonkbug created an up quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Vonkbug, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vonkbug, it will manifest in front of you.

Vonkbug's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Vonkbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Do not hurt horses.