Flabfadyatt is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonest hedgehog.

Flabfadyatt created a Higgs boson five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flabfadyatt, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Flabfadyatt, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Flabfadyatt's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Flabfadyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Hide if five horses approach from the east.

3. Always treat gulls with great respect.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never go into brown rooms.