Inglencumflat is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fussy squid.

Inglencumflat created an electron two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Inglencumflat, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Inglencumflat, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Inglencumflat's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Inglencumflat's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never paint your neck yellow.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.