Dutflamfub is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, fussy jaguar.

Dutflamfub created the Cigar Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutflamfub, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dutflamfub, it will not care at all.

Dutflamfub's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Dutflamfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.