Dutflamfub is a god.
It takes the form of a minute, fussy
jaguar.
Dutflamfub created the Cigar Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dutflamfub, it will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Dutflamfub, it will not care at all.
Dutflamfub's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.
Dutflamfub's Holy Commandments1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Do not sit in public.
4. Do not wear nickel on your body.
5. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.