Mipgonfab is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, generous gerbil.

Mipgonfab created humanity eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipgonfab, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mipgonfab, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Mipgonfab's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Mipgonfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never talk about snails.