Wegdidflat is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, grumpy hyena.

Wegdidflat created the world three billion years ago.

If you believe in Wegdidflat, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Wegdidflat, it will turn you into a snail.

Wegdidflat's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Wegdidflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always help sick seals.

3. Do not wear titanium on your body.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Snakes are not to be trusted.