Gebpopjap Dunzedlun Stikrakkab
is a god.
She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, almighty
deer
.
Gebpopjap Dunzedlun Stikrakkab
created a photon three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gebpopjap Dunzedlun Stikrakkab
, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Gebpopjap Dunzedlun Stikrakkab
, she will turn you into a rock.
Gebpopjap Dunzedlun Stikrakkab's
most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.
Gebpopjap Dunzedlun Stikrakkab's Holy Commandments
1. Never talk about fire.
2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Gebpopjap Dunzedlun Stikrakkab on top of all buildings.
3. Do not drink water in green rooms.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
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