Lipbellbell is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely thin, duplicitous
warg.
Lipbellbell created viruses two years ago.
If you believe in
Lipbellbell, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Lipbellbell, he will say rude things about you at parties.
Lipbellbell's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.
Lipbellbell's Holy Commandments1. You must pray to Lipbellbell six times a day.
2. Hide from red snakes for they are unholy.
3. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.
4. Do not hurt shrews.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.