Gatlooplan is a god.
He takes the form of a plump, egotistical
beaver.
Gatlooplan created the planet Saturn four years ago.
If you believe in
Gatlooplan, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Gatlooplan, he will be very unhappy.
Gatlooplan's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.
Gatlooplan's Holy Commandments1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Do not shave your back.
3. Never talk about gravity.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.
5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.