Gatlooplan is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, egotistical beaver.

Gatlooplan created the planet Saturn four years ago.

If you believe in Gatlooplan, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gatlooplan, he will be very unhappy.

Gatlooplan's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Gatlooplan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.