Nulrapdam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, irritating warg.

Nulrapdam created carbon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulrapdam, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nulrapdam, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Nulrapdam's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Nulrapdam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.

2. Never hurt mites.

3. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.