Nildussrip is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, awe-inspiring wyvern.

Nildussrip created an up quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nildussrip, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nildussrip, he will be very unhappy.

Nildussrip's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Nildussrip's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never feed aubergines to tortoises while wearing red shirts.

3. Birds are not to be trusted.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Hide if six ants approach from the south.