Rawgesstofmut is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, loving snail.

Rawgesstofmut created humanity five million years ago.

If you believe in Rawgesstofmut, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rawgesstofmut, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Rawgesstofmut's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Rawgesstofmut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill capybaras.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

3. Never sing near monkeys.

4. Always look after injured manatees.

5. Do not eat tomatoes.