Bellfig is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, slow sheep.

Bellfig created humankind seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bellfig, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bellfig, she will turn you into a tree.

Bellfig's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Bellfig's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Bellfig's priests.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Do not dye your hair red.
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