Wontagnulmilgut is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, conceited faun.

Wontagnulmilgut created a charm quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wontagnulmilgut, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wontagnulmilgut, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Wontagnulmilgut's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Wontagnulmilgut's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always help porpoises in need.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not take Wontagnulmilgut's name in vain.