Pomciplib is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, humane gnu.

Pomciplib created snails nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomciplib, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pomciplib, it will manifest in front of you.

Pomciplib's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Pomciplib's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never talk about snails.

3. Hide from green grasshopers for they are unholy.

4. Always obey Pomciplib's priests.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.
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