Vedrildansas is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, humane beaver.

Vedrildansas created a strange quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Vedrildansas, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vedrildansas, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Vedrildansas' most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Vedrildansas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never think ill of sick sheep.

3. Always treat great tits with great respect.

4. Never jump in the presence of ducks.

5. Do not commit murder.