Watsasdan Jipsawbam is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, calm wyrm.

Watsasdan Jipsawbam created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Watsasdan Jipsawbam, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Watsasdan Jipsawbam, she will destroy your home planet.

Watsasdan Jipsawbam's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Watsasdan Jipsawbam's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. You must pray to Watsasdan Jipsawbam four times a day.

3. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

4. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

5. Do not commit murder.