Pagbodkin is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, flying unicorn.

Pagbodkin created viruses five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagbodkin, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pagbodkin, she will refuse to believe in you.

Pagbodkin's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Pagbodkin's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pagbodkin.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not dye your hair fawn.