Somfetjarn Rullsantik Bunwipcet is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, sage skunk.

Somfetjarn Rullsantik Bunwipcet created an electron five million years ago.

If you believe in Somfetjarn Rullsantik Bunwipcet, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Somfetjarn Rullsantik Bunwipcet, he will manifest in front of you.

Somfetjarn Rullsantik Bunwipcet's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Somfetjarn Rullsantik Bunwipcet's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear scarves.

2. Do not kill squirrels.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Somfetjarn Rullsantik Bunwipcet.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always wear violet.