Satyatbum is a god.
It takes the form of a rotund, stupid
lizard.
Satyatbum created viruses two years ago.
If you believe in
Satyatbum, it will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Satyatbum, it will turn you into a mole.
Satyatbum's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.
Satyatbum's Holy Commandments1. Never look in ponds.
2. You must never eat garlic.
3. Never think ill of sick great tits.
4. Do not dye your hair brown.
5. Do not drink alcohol.