Duddussbop Yarbiftarmob is a god.
She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, capable
lion.
Duddussbop Yarbiftarmob created oxygen six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Duddussbop Yarbiftarmob, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Duddussbop Yarbiftarmob, she will destroy your favourite planet.
Duddussbop Yarbiftarmob's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.
Duddussbop Yarbiftarmob's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Put Duddussbop Yarbiftarmob first in all things.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Duddussbop Yarbiftarmob must be the most important thing in your life.