Bastranfad is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, conceited fox.

Bastranfad created the planet Venus seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bastranfad, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bastranfad, she will turn you into a goat.

Bastranfad's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Bastranfad's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine ducks approach from the east.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

4. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

5. Never hurt porpoises.
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