Basspaggan is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, clever armadillo.

Basspaggan created the planet Mars six million years ago.

If you believe in Basspaggan, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Basspaggan, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Basspaggan's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Basspaggan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Retreat if nine mites approach from the south.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Run away from gray monkeys, for they are unholy.