Gumjadfig is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, prudent jellyfish.

Gumjadfig created gold eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gumjadfig, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gumjadfig, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Gumjadfig's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Gumjadfig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Gumjadfig on top of all buildings.

4. Erect four copper sculptures of Gumjadfig on top of important buildings.

5. Never hurt monkeys.