Higbadvid is a god.
He takes the form of a rotund, awesome
alligator.
Higbadvid created the planet Mars six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Higbadvid, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Higbadvid, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Higbadvid's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.
Higbadvid's Holy Commandments1. Show mercy to disobedient children.
2. Your children must be taught to worship Higbadvid.
3. Do not wear copper on your body.
4. Always wear pink.
5. Snakes are not to be trusted.