Yarpcutrap is a god.
It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, overgenerous
dingo.
Yarpcutrap created Europe eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Yarpcutrap, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Yarpcutrap, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Yarpcutrap's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.
Yarpcutrap's Holy Commandments1. Never think about gravity.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Worship no other gods but Yarpcutrap.
4. Never look at moons.
5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.