Tafmumtad Cubdunnur is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, resourceful butterfly.

Tafmumtad Cubdunnur created an up quark four years ago.

If you believe in Tafmumtad Cubdunnur, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tafmumtad Cubdunnur, she will cry a lot.

Tafmumtad Cubdunnur's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Tafmumtad Cubdunnur's Holy Commandments

1. Put Tafmumtad Cubdunnur first in all things.

2. Never go into turquoise rooms.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never eat carrots.

5. Hide if six turtles approach from the south.