Fadmonjabbonk is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, wise crane.

Fadmonjabbonk created a top quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fadmonjabbonk, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fadmonjabbonk, she will laugh at you.

Fadmonjabbonk's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Fadmonjabbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Fadmonjabbonk loves sheep, so they must be respected.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never think about gravity.