Fadmonjabbonk is a god.
She takes the form of a very long, wise
crane.
Fadmonjabbonk created a top quark nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fadmonjabbonk, she will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Fadmonjabbonk, she will laugh at you.
Fadmonjabbonk's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.
Fadmonjabbonk's Holy Commandments1. Fadmonjabbonk loves sheep, so they must be respected.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Never think about gravity.