Ontlaksan is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely small, confident
wombat.
Ontlaksan created the Milkyway seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Ontlaksan, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Ontlaksan, he will say rude things about you at parties.
Ontlaksan's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.
Ontlaksan's Holy Commandments1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
2. Never pour water over plants.
3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ontlaksan.
4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.