Looplimtail is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, irritating wyrm.

Looplimtail created the Cigar Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Looplimtail, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Looplimtail, he will have a low opinion of you.

Looplimtail's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Looplimtail's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not eat nuts.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Looplimtail on top of all buildings.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.