Yoggomdognabgup is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, fast ferret.

Yoggomdognabgup created an electron five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yoggomdognabgup, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yoggomdognabgup, it will turn you into a frog.

Yoggomdognabgup's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Yoggomdognabgup's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into orange rooms.

2. Yoggomdognabgup must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never paint your arms gray.

4. Never jump in the presence of gulls.

5. Do not stand on grass.
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