Ominvabcar is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, clever lizard.

Ominvabcar created bats seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ominvabcar, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ominvabcar, it will be mildly annoyed.

Ominvabcar's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Ominvabcar's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention hamsters.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Never think ill of sick snakes.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never run near aardvarks.
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