Ominsawdum is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, effective pigeon.

Ominsawdum created the planet Earth three million years ago.

If you believe in Ominsawdum, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ominsawdum, it will send minions to preach to you.

Ominsawdum's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Ominsawdum's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always help shrews.

3. Never talk about gulls.

4. Never think ill of sick badgers.

5. Always pray immersed in water.