Gessyatmit is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, humorless pigeon.

Gessyatmit created matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Gessyatmit, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gessyatmit, it will turn you into a frog.

Gessyatmit's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Gessyatmit's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Gessyatmit.

2. Always obey Gessyatmit's priests.

3. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

4. Always look after injured porpoises.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.