Weefadwegvig Raphakbastquillopzodtamwap is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, witty parrot.

Weefadwegvig Raphakbastquillopzodtamwap created the Sunflower Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Weefadwegvig Raphakbastquillopzodtamwap, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Weefadwegvig Raphakbastquillopzodtamwap, she will strike you with lightening.

Weefadwegvig Raphakbastquillopzodtamwap's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Weefadwegvig Raphakbastquillopzodtamwap's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat corn.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Weefadwegvig Raphakbastquillopzodtamwap.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Erect four tin sculptures of Weefadwegvig Raphakbastquillopzodtamwap on top of important buildings.