Flybellyattditstafkambopjen is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, irritating lion.

Flybellyattditstafkambopjen created Mount Everest four million years ago.

If you believe in Flybellyattditstafkambopjen, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flybellyattditstafkambopjen, he will not invite you to parties.

Flybellyattditstafkambopjen's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Flybellyattditstafkambopjen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not eat aubergines.

4. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

5. Never jump in the presence of voles.