Dubgudnatjig is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, annoying dingo.

Dubgudnatjig created the Whirlpool Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubgudnatjig, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dubgudnatjig, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Dubgudnatjig's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Dubgudnatjig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear purple clothing.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Dubgudnatjig loves seals, so they must be respected.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.