Hitkomfit is a god.
It takes the form of a slim, sapient
gerbil.
Hitkomfit created parasitic wasps nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Hitkomfit, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Hitkomfit, it will not care.
Hitkomfit's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.
Hitkomfit's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear gold on your body.
2. Hitkomfit must be the most important thing in your life.
3. Pray towards the south.
4. Fast once a month.
5. You must love Hitkomfit.