Hitkomfit is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, sapient gerbil.

Hitkomfit created parasitic wasps nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hitkomfit, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hitkomfit, it will not care.

Hitkomfit's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Hitkomfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Hitkomfit must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Fast once a month.

5. You must love Hitkomfit.