Dunnelrandap is a god.

She takes the form of a large, intelligent horse.

Dunnelrandap created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dunnelrandap, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dunnelrandap, she will make you grow a tail.

Dunnelrandap's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Dunnelrandap's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Never wear orange rings.

5. Do not take Dunnelrandap's name in vain.